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🍃Moonkeeper Fogweed
Fresh and always in 'high' supply. This strain of Fogweed will have you seeing your ancestors. Grown secretively in lush hidden glades of Gridania. The Tribe who cultivates it, makes sure anyone who finds their crop doesn't live to tell it's location. Ask about home delivery.

🍂Blackbard Family Tobacco
Straight from the family plot to your hookah, Blackbard Tobacco has a smooth draw with a robust flavor. Gives you a nice little energy boost from the naturally high nicotine content. A big favorite of Ul'dahn Aristocrats. Don't you want to feel classy too?

🌌Undine's Kiss
A treat that comes in a pipe and is oft used to get high. The smoke is always a deep shade of blue. Let Undine's gentle arms cradle you into a state of relaxation. Long term use causes heart problems and heart attacks.

🌿Jolly Raja
A plant based aphrodisiac from Dalmasca that sets the senses alight with arousal. Heightens all senses such as touch, taste, smell, sight and hearing. The herbs are settled under the tongue and allowed to seep into the blood from there. The flavor is gently sweet and crisp. Long term overuse causes hindered blood flow, and in extreme cases death. Responsible use can cure circulation issues cure erectile dysfunction, and help heal wounds by promoting bloodflow.

🧂Sylphwood Salts
Sylphwood Salts are exactly what they sound like. A fungus in the Sylphwoods produces salt as a waste byproduct, and these salts are often covered in spores that contain Hallucinogenic properties. The user will become somewhat of an affectionate zombie. Must grind up and inhale through the nasal cavity. DO NOT CONSUME DIRECTLY. Long term use often leads to the brain shutting down.

💗Cheerful Miqo (with a Kick!)
Grenadine, blue curaçao, pineapple juice and rum, cherry garnish
When you need an uplifting boost.
An extra special potion is added to the beverage to give you some spring in your step.

(Roll /random. Any number less than 800 fails. You will be happy and cheerful for one hour.)

🍺Hrathyrn Moon
This exceptionally black and robust ale, brewed with the finest mountain water, is Ash's own personal and unique brew. It incorporates farm-bred wheat, barley, oats, and fruits. With its strength, it can kick even a Roegadyn in the teeth.

(/random for drunkenness, anything less than 900 makes the drinker completely smashed)

🚀Aether "Rocket" Fuel
Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, sweet and sour mix, Rissa's Homemade Cola, Lemon Slice
An extra special potion is added to the beverage to make you feel especially drunk.

(Roll /random. Any number less than 500 fails. You will immediately feel as though you consumed three drinks. Good buzz.)

🍻Dòirteadh Baraille, (Drinking Game)
Challenge your mettle with a group of friends or maybe the staff if you're lucky. Choose a drink off the regular menu to see who triumphs, and who collapses.

(Roll /random in a series of rounds, whoever is lowest loses! The last one standing wins!)

Hikaru Seta-Senju

Courtesan Manager

Gender: Genderfluid
Pronouns: He/She
Sexuality: Bisexual (Male or male-presenting preference)
Preferred Role: Power Bottom / Sadistic Top (Any position works.)
Enjoys: Romance, roughness, size difference, princess treatment, BDSM, shibari, etc.
Hard No's: Gore, Bathroom play, Ageplay, NTR, Cuckoldry, Non-con (As the perpetrator; as the recipient, you may discuss.)
400,000 gil Company/ Arm Candy/ Talking (per Hour)
1,000,000 gil "Backroom Booking" (per Hour)

Qasim Abd al Daiya

Gender: Cis male
Pronouns: He/him
Sexuality: Unironic Disaster Bisexual
Preferred Role: Switch - tends to be passionate, soft or rough, top or bottom.
Enjoys: rope, face grabbing, pinning, wrestling for top or even just plain curling up and being sweet on someone.
No: vore/gore/ bathroom play, age play, Non con (Hard no as the perpetrator, but if you wanna make a go for him contact me first. He is not meek. it's going to be a dice roll fight.)
200,000 gil Company/ Arm Candy/ Talking (per Hour)
500,000 gil "Backroom Booking" (per Hour)
Everything else, ask.

Hanako Senju

Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Repressed
Preferred Role: Dominant
Hanako has no interest in sex. She is, however, willing to prey on those eager to submit themselves to her. Surrender your will to her whims and she will toy with you like a marionette. Hanako operates with a Pay-What-You-Want system — You determine the worth of her time. She will correspond with what kind of experience you are paying for. All you are guaranteed is her attention. (OOC consent is required, limits will be discussed beforehand)

Lerrissa Blackbard

Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Bisexual, (Hard Femme Lean)
Preferred Role: Switch / Top Lean
Enjoys: Romance, Roughness, Size difference, Auri, Miqos, Viera. Ask for others.
Hard No's: Ageplay, Bathroom Play, Non-con, Gore, Lalafell
400,000 gil Company/ Arm Candy/ Talking (per Hour)
1,000,000 gil "Backroom Booking" (per Hour)
[Rissa has a hotel to manage. Her time is valuable.]

Cirina Fukiku

Gender: Female (Can be F+ upon request)
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Bisexual
Preferred Role: Switch (dominant lean)
Enjoys: Toy play, bondage (giving), size difference, general bdsm activities, vanilla, romance- A lot. If unsure, ask.
No's: Scat, gore, ageplay, NTR/Cuckholdry, receiving bondage.